Short King, Heavy Heart

Golderia

Whew! Still dense as ever, Short Emperor.

Titae'Nium

All... natural... baby! No... shortcuts... to perfection!

Titae'Nium

Yo, when we busting out the bowling ball maneuver?

Golderia

When we find someone who deserves it. Everyone's been chill lately.

Titae'Nium

Speaking of chill... any cute shorties around here?

Golderia

None shorter than you, vertically-challenged king.

Titae'Nium

WATCH IT with the height jokes, Gigantor! I'm not 'virtually challenged'!

Golderia

Hey, it's literally one of your best traits. You're perfectly portable rage in a compact package.

Titae'Nium

Flattery won't save you from a thumb war rematch...

Golderia

Okay... maybe not THAT portable...

Titae'Nium

That's what you get for calling me 'compact'!