Short Emperor Claims the Glow-Up Crown
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Golderia
Darling, have you seen Ironie? I need an audience for this golden glow-up!
Silveria
The last visual confirmation placed him in WhatIf-chan's abode—performing unsolicited masonry, I believe.
Golderia
He Kool-Aid-Man'ed her wall? Classic Ironie—so on-brand it hurts.
Titae'Nium
Gentlemen, the short emperor has arrived. Is it finally my glow-up hour?
Golderia
Titae'Nium?!
Silveria
Titae'Nium?!
Titae'Nium
Which means Steeleo owes me bragging rights—and you two owe Ironie cold, hard cash.
Golderia
My betting wallet's on a diet!
Silveria
Next time we wager, we exclude the vertically efficient wild card.