Shopping Politics: Cancelled Wife vs Deported Rival

Mako

Another successful day of activism! Those corporations lost millions today!

Shinji

I just wanted to buy a new phone charger...

Asuka

Pathetic. Your husband's practically crying over a charging cable.

Shinji

Makoto, please... I need those stores for basics...

Mako

Principles over products, Shinji! We don't fund fascism!

Asuka

Oh, this is rich. The mighty househusband asking his bro of a wife permission to shop.

Asuka

How's married life with Captain Social Justice? Getting enough soy in your diet?

Mako

At least I'm not a bitter expat who overstayed her visa.

Shinji

Guys, maybe we shouldn't—

Mako

Hello, ICE? I'd like to report an immigration violation...

Asuka

You wouldn't dare—this is harassment!

Mako

German national, expired student visa, current location: food court by the Cinnabon.

Security

Ma'am, we need you to come with us.

Asuka

This is insane! I'm white enough to be a citizen...

Mako

Funny, you weren't BORN here though...

Shinji

You actually did it...

Asuka

This isn't over! I'll be back with better papers!

Mako

Well husband, ready for some ethical shopping?

Shinji

Can we just go to Whole Foods instead? I hear they're... less controversial...

Mako

After what I just did for you? We're going to a farmer's market, and you're carrying the bags.