SHOCKING NEWS?!:

Chuuya

Don't look now, but your boyfriend's coming.

Dazai

Which one? I've got so many admirers, Chuuya~

Chuuya

The blindfolded menace, obviously.

Gojo

Dazai! Chuuya! Perfect timing for our study date!

Geto

We brought extra. Though I assume you'll refuse on principle.

Chuuya

I'm not studying with you people. Some of us actually need to pass.

Dazai

Suguru, you didn't tell me your boyfriend was so possessive. How adorable.

Gojo

He's not my boyfriend. Yet. Though he did get jealous when I mentioned your 'special relationship' with gravity boy here.

Chuuya

THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP! We're not—he's just—

Geto

They are. Just like we are. Though apparently everyone's in denial.

Dazai

Chuuya, your face is redder than your hair. How unexpected.

Gojo

See? Not so hard to admit. Suguru and I figured it out eventually.

Geto

Though it took a near-death experience and several exorcisms.

Chuuya

You're actually... together? Both of you? Against all logic?

Dazai

Chuuya, if they can figure it out, maybe we should stop this exhausting dance.

Chuuya

Let go, you suicidal maniac—

Dazai

No. Because unlike them, I actually want to live long enough to annoy you forever.

Gojo

Should we leave you two alone? Suguru's got that 'private tutoring' session planned anyway.