Shipping Chaos: Wall-Burst Matchmaker

Whatif-chan

If the universe loved me, that wall would've fallen on him instead.

Ironie

Delivery! One premium 'Silveria x WhatIf-chan' power-couple starter pack—no lifting TOS required!

Whatif-chan

It hasn't even been a day?! And did you burst through my wall again to play matchmaker?

Ironie

Technically the door this time—progress!

Ironie

Soo... Do YOU think Silver's handsome—rating scale, one-to-ten, quick!

Whatif-chan

Negative infinity, now scram before I Ctrl-Z your existence.

Whatif-chan

Last chance—close the portal of cringe or I swear I'll ship you with the paper shredder!

Ironie

Already dating her—she's into tall, monochrome, emotionally unavailable types.

Whatif-chan

I-I DO NOT agree to this shipping! H-Hey! Are you even listening to me?