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Kazuma: Hey there, new girl. You look like you could use some extra cash.
Kazuma: I've got connections. Easy money, if you know what I mean.
Ellen: You're approaching a minor with prostitution offers.
Ellen: In broad daylight. In school. While I'm in uniform.
Aqua: (Kazuma's really doing it this time... picking the worst possible target.)
Ellen: Victoria Housekeeping Co. Auxiliary Police.
Ellen: You're under arrest for solicitation of a minor.
Kazuma: (WHY IS SHE A COP?! THIS ISN'T ANIME LOGIC ANYMORE!)
Aqua: You tried to pimp out a shark cop! That's brilliant!
Aqua: She's probably writing your name in her little black book right now.
Ellen: (Satou Kazuma... noted. He'll make excellent bait for bigger fish.)
Kazuma: (She can't swim faster than me! I'm the river escape master!)
Ellen: (Predictable. Humans always run to water when they're prey.)
Kazuma: (Why is she gaining?! This isn't fair!)
Ellen: (Three... two... one...)
Kazuma: SHE'S GOT A TAIL! SHE'S ACTUALLY PART SHARK!
Ellen: You're under arrest. Stop making this difficult.
Ellen: And I'm seventeen, not a minor. Learn to read uniforms.
Aqua: (She's dragging him back like a fishing catch! This is better than temple dramas!)
Ellen: You're entitled to remain silent. I suggest using it.
Kazuma: Wait! Look, I've got twenty thousand eris right here!
Kazuma: Just... just look the other way this once!
Ellen: (This could fund three months of operations... but corruption stains everything.)
Aqua: (If Kazuma gets locked up, who's going to pay for my temple donations?)
Ellen: Bribery attempt noted. Additional charge added.
Kazuma: (She didn't even hesitate... who IS this girl?)
Aqua: WAIT! I need that money for my shrine offerings!
Aqua: Kazuma's the only one who pays for my alcohol—I mean, holy water!
Ellen: (A goddess... begging for a criminal's wallet? This case just got interesting.)
Kazuma: I'm back, baby! And this time, I'm going legit pimping!
Kazuma: No more amateur hour - we're talking full-scale operation!
Ellen: (Three months of paperwork for this clown... and he learned nothing.)
Kazuma: I've got connections now! Prison changes a man!
Kazuma: You should see my business plan - it's foolproof!
Ellen: You're describing human trafficking to a federal officer.
Ellen: In a police station. Right after release.
Aqua: (I vouched for him. I told them he'd reformed. I am SO getting demoted.)
Ellen: (I'm too tired for this. Maybe Victoria Housekeeping was simpler.)
Kazuma: Shut up, bitch!
Kazuma: I got money to make!
Ellen: I spent too much time trying to police this shitty city.
Ellen: I'm going back to dusting furniture. It's cleaner work.
