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Anko: (I can't believe I've let myself go this much...)
Gojo: Welcome to the Fat Camp. The only way out is sweat and tears.
Shinobu: This scent suppresses appetite. One whiff and food loses all appeal.
Prince: First rule: no whining. Second rule: if you puke, you clean it.
Anko: (I will NOT let this beat me... I can do this...)
Prince: Five seconds left! Push harder or we start over!
Shinobu: (The scent wasn't just appetite suppressant... it's also a mild muscle relaxant. This should be interesting.)
Anko: (My legs... they won't move! What did you do to me?!)
Anko: (Can't feel my legs... heart racing... what's happening?!)
Prince: What's wrong, princess? Can't handle a little jog?
Shinobu: (Adrenaline compound ready... let's see how her heart handles this.)
Anko: (Heart... beating out of control... can't breathe...)
Prince: DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY! NO MERCY FOR QUITTERS!
Shinobu: (The stimulant should keep her conscious through the pain... perfect for data collection.)
Anko: (I... won't... give... them... satisfaction...)
Gojo: Phase two begins now. Shinobu, release the protein shakes.
Anko: (That smell... it's everywhere...)
Gojo: Took you long enough. Care to join our victory feast?
Prince: What's wrong? Afraid of a few calories after that pathetic display?
Shinobu: The secret? Unlimited Realm for calorie storage, Saiyan metabolism, and my personal digestion accelerator.
Anko: (They've been cheating while torturing me...)
Gojo: But here's the twist - your suffering wasn't wasted. Every calorie we stored came from you.
Anko: (No... all that fat... it's gone from me... into them?!)
Shinobu: Look at yourself, Anko. The perfect specimen. But the hunger transfer is permanent - you'll never gain weight again while we feast forever.
Anko: (Just one bite... one tiny bite of real food...)
Gojo: Ah ah ah. Rabbit food only for the weight-loss wonder.
Gojo: We can't have you ruining our perfect absorption rate.
Prince: Mmm, nothing like stolen calories. Tastes like victory and your tears.
Prince: What's wrong? Jealous of our actual food?
Shinobu: Your specially prepared meal - negative calorie sticks. Chewing them burns more than you consume.
Shinobu: Plus a little something to make them extra... memorable.
Anko: (It tastes like cardboard mixed with regret...)
Gojo: Oh, I forgot to mention - those carrots? They're from my Infinity.
Gojo: Every bite you take actually adds the calories back to us. You're literally feeding us your suffering.
Anko: (No... even my rabbit food betrayal has a catch...)
Shinobu: And according to clause 7: you'll keep eating them. Forever. Because stopping means immediate weight gain.
Shinobu: Welcome to true infinity - eternal carrot consumption with eternal weight loss!
