Sautéed Hearts & Spice Wars
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Story transcript
Sanji: (Two beautiful women... and they're both incredible cooks...)
Chi-Chi: I may be a housewife, but don't underestimate my cooking skills!
Erina: This competition is beneath me, but a new kitchen layout could be useful.
Sanji: (Such beautiful hands chopping vegetables...)
Chi-Chi: Hey! Eyes up here mister!!! I'm a married woman with two sons for Pete's sake.
Erina: Let's see how you handle the God Tongue's judgment.
Sanji: (My dish! The smoke... the judges...) If I don't win, Nami said she's gonna sell me back to Makoto again...
Erina: The winner is obvious. I can't believe you two thought you had a chance.
Sanji: This competition isn't over yet. (I better get it right next round.)
Chi-Chi: Hey look!!! The judge's are asking for a second round. This doesn't look good.
Erina: Round two: a dessert worthy of royalty. No burnt offerings this time, I hope.
Chi-Chi: (Desserts? Goku always just wants meat...)
Sanji: (My secret weapon: Charlotte aux framboise with gold leaf... no distractions this time! I will not be sold again.)
Erina: A perfect balance of molecular gastronomy and classical technique. This is art.
Chi-Chi: Here's hoping I can slide though with this. (Come on Chi-Chi, Pan is watching. She'll never let me live it down.)
Erina: A tie? With that... housewife?
Sanji: (I can't believe that actually worked.) Why are the judges taking their time again?
Chi-Chi: Wait... why are they walking toward me with that card?
Erina: Final round. Create a salad so irresistible, even a child would beg for seconds.
Sanji: (A salad? After all that work... for kids?)
Erina: (A few drops of this flavor compound... they'll never know.)
Chi-Chi: Kids love fun shapes and bright colors. Goten always eats his vegetables when I make them look like dinosaurs.
Sanji: (If I make it look like Nami and Robin... no, too creepy. Star shapes it is!)
Erina: (Just a touch of bitter gourd extract should ruin her presentation.)
Chi-Chi: Ick!!!! How did that get in there? Erina, you witch. (Chi-Chi spits at her.)
Erina: Uck!!!! That old hag spat in my mouth. How uncivilized. I knew you country bumpkin mountain people were irredeemable!!!!
Sanji: Holy crap I won!!!!! Granted by disqualification, but hey a win is a WIN!!!!
Erina: Damn it. I lost to a pirate with curly eyebrows. Is this San Francisco again?
Sanji: (Finally won something... even if the prize is just a kitchen layout...)
Erina: Unacceptable. I, Nakiri Erina, am being treated like common trash.
Chi-Chi: Let me go! I have a family to feed! Goku won't know how to cook without me!
Erina: This is your fault Chi-Chi. You should have taken the L!!! We upper class types need not share the same space as bumbling farmers.
Sanji: (These blueprints... why does this kitchen layout look exactly like the Baratie?)
Erina: (Enjoy your "victory" while it lasts, pirate. That kitchen layout comes with a limited warranty. It doesn't cover sea damage.)
Sanji: WHAT!!!!!! ALL OF THIS COMPETITION AND THE LAYOUT ISN'T EVEN SEA WORTHY????!!!!! Oh well at least I never have to see Makoto again.
Chi-Chi: You know what? What's six months in the can? At least I don't have to feed Goku for a while. I'm sure he'll manage.