Sasuke vs. Ritsuko: Maya's Date Rescue
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Ritsuko: Maya, you're not going anywhere. We have critical sync tests tonight. You don't have my permission to leave pet.
Maya: But Ritsuko-senpai... I already promised... a date with Sasuke.
Sasuke: She's been looking forward to this all week. The tests can wait.
Ritsuko: Looking forward to it? Like she looked forward to the last time you "protected" someone?
Ritsuko: Should we discuss your track record with keeping promises, Uchiha-san?
Maya: (Why did she have to bring up THAT incident...)
Ritsuko: Besides, I have the authorization forms right here. Maya's required for tonight's experiment.
Sasuke: Fuck off. Maya's her own person and tonight is the night I'm taking her out. Maya get over here.
Ritsuko: He doesn't know? Buddy, I've Maya is mine.
Ritsuko: Maya and I have history you couldn't possibly understand, Uchiha-san.
Sasuke: History belongs in the past. Maya's with me now.
Ritsuko: Such conviction from someone who abandoned his own daughter. How's little Sarada doing without her father?
Maya: (Daughter...? Sasuke has a child with someone named Sakura?)
Sasuke: At least I didn't sleep with my boss to advance my career. How's Commander Ikari these days?
Ritsuko: That's classified information! You have no proof—
Maya: Enough! Both of you need to stop using me as ammunition in your pathetic pissing contest.
Maya: (I'm going home. Alone. Maybe I'll date someone who doesn't have a secret family or a boss with benefits.)
Sasuke: (Maya... wait...)
Ritsuko: This is your fault. Your dramatic declarations drove her away.
Sasuke: My fault? You were the one waving classified documents like a jealous ex.
Ritsuko: At least I don't abandon children. Tell me, does your daughter even know your face?
Sasuke: And you hide behind rank and protocol because you can't handle real emotions.
Ritsuko: Real emotions? Coming from someone who expresses love by leaving for ten years?
Sasuke: You talk too much for someone who clearly enjoys this attention.
Ritsuko: And you protest too much for someone who hasn't stopped staring at my legs.
Sasuke: (What the hell am I doing? This isn't... but she's looking at me like...)
Ritsuko: Well then, since Maya's clearly not coming back tonight... coffee? We do have a perfectly good office to ourselves.
Maya: (I came back to apologize... but why are they standing so close together?)
Sasuke: (Shit, she saw us... this looks bad.)
Ritsuko: Maya. I thought you went home.
Maya: I did. Then I realized something important.
Maya: Why choose between you when I can have both?
Sasuke: Both? Maya, what are you saying?
Ritsuko: Interesting proposition. Very un-Maya-like. What changed your mind?
Maya: I realized watching you two fight over me was... exciting. Like being the protagonist in my own anime.
Maya: So tonight, you're both mine. No more arguing.
Sasuke: (She's serious. And Ritsuko looks like she's considering it...)
Ritsuko: Well then. The office is soundproof. And we do have that couch I've been meaning to test.
Maya: I brought dinner. We'll need our strength.
Maya: Now, who wants to feed me first?
Sasuke: I brought the whipped cream.
Ritsuko: Let me get the baby oil.