Sans vs Spanton rap battle
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Story transcript
Sans: hey buddy, nice suit. did the dumpster have a clearance sale?
Spamton: CLEARANCE?! I'm operating on [PURE PROFIT], bone-boy! No overhead when you [LIVE] in inventory!
Spamton: This skeleton's got [ONE HP]— that's not a [STAT], that's a [WARRANTY]!
Sans: warranty beats foreclosure, spam-can. at least i'm not 90% interest and 10% string tangle.
Spamton: I'll [RESET] you into a [BOGO OFFER]— buy one joke, get ZERO laughs [100% OFF]!
Sans: cute. but i've seen timelines where you're still a nobody… and timelines where i let papyrus write the punchlines. spoiler: both end with you in the trash.
Spamton: Strings cut both ways, sans. ever wonder who's holding YOURS?
Sans: nah. i'm self-employed. union rate: one ketchup per timeline. you still paying in [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]?
Sans: crowd's all yours, big shot. try not to get flagged as spam.
Spamton: …i… was supposed to sell the [CLOSING ACT].