Sans vs Spanton rap battle

Sans

hey buddy, nice suit. did the dumpster have a clearance sale?

Spamton

CLEARANCE?! I'm operating on [PURE PROFIT], bone-boy! No overhead when you [LIVE] in inventory!

Spamton

This skeleton's got [ONE HP]— that's not a [STAT], that's a [WARRANTY]!

Sans

warranty beats foreclosure, spam-can. at least i'm not 90% interest and 10% string tangle.

Spamton

I'll [RESET] you into a [BOGO OFFER]— buy one joke, get ZERO laughs [100% OFF]!

Sans

cute. but i've seen timelines where you're still a nobody… and timelines where i let papyrus write the punchlines. spoiler: both end with you in the trash.

Spamton

Strings cut both ways, sans. ever wonder who's holding YOURS?

Sans

nah. i'm self-employed. union rate: one ketchup per timeline. you still paying in [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]?

Sans

crowd's all yours, big shot. try not to get flagged as spam.

Spamton

…i… was supposed to sell the [CLOSING ACT].