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Link: So... what does being a hero mean to you?
Kazuma: Not dying. That's it. That's the whole thing.
Aqua: Oh Link~! A real hero! Not like SOME people I know...
Kazuma: She's been here five seconds and I already want to leave.
Poseidon: I don't understand... I showed her my favorite figurine and she just VANISHED.
Poseidon: What's wrong with SpongeBob?! He lives underwater! He's RELEVANT!
Poseidon: ...Oh?
Poseidon: You. You're pretty. I've decided — you're my new lover.
Aqua: H-Huh?!
Aqua: WAIT WAIT WAIT! This won't work! You're the god of SALTWATER!
Aqua: I'm the goddess of PURE water! You're literally not my type!!
Aqua: Put me down!! I said we're incompatible!!
Poseidon: Nonsense. All water belongs to me.
Link: ...Aren't you going to save her?
Kazuma: No. And here are my reasons.
