Sakura Steam & Dryer-Rescue Hearts

Tiana Namatsua

See? This one's perfect! The ribbons match your headband!

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Tiana... this is literally swimming on me. I could almost fit two of me in here.

Tiana Namatsua

Oh... right. Most girls aren't... built like me.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

That's one way to put it. I'm basically wearing a tent.

Tiana Namatsua

Why'd I have to inherit these stupid heavy things? Running's impossible, nothing fits right, and Etsu always complains about my hugs being suffocating!

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Hey, hey... some people pay good money for—

Amea Namatsua

Can't fight genetics, little sister. Our family's been cursed with 'assets' since great-grandma's time.

Tiana Namatsua

It's not funny! Kana can't cosplay anything from my closet!

Amea Namatsua

Sorry I am not a bombshell beauty like you... I could probably fit into what Etsudo wears, or...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

How about this? We can use pins and belts to make something fit. And say I was de-aged, or shrunk, and that's why the outfit is loose.

Tiana Namatsua

That's brilliant! We can say you were cursed by an evil witch!

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Yeah, the witch's name is 'Puberty' and she only visits your family.