Sakura Picnic Panic

Reimu

Great. The freeloader radar is pinging.

Nymoria Galahorn

Is that a witch or a magpie with a debt?

Marisa

Smelled protein from three forests away. Sharing is caring, ze!

Reimu

You already 'borrowed' my donation box last week.

Nymoria Galahorn

I cooked for two! My inner completionist is crying!

Marisa

Race ya—first to catch it keeps it!

Nymoria Galahorn

That's RNG manipulation! Ban the hacker!

Reimu

Both of you behave or I'm turning this picnic into a purification ritual.

Nymoria Galahorn

My save file… I mean, my lunch…

Marisa

Plan B: sake is protein for the soul, ze!

Reimu

Next incident, I'm invoicing you both.

Nymoria Galahorn

Achievement unlocked: 'Unexpected Love Interest?'... guys, my UI is bugging.

Marisa

Three-player route confirmed! Who gets the bad ending first, ze?

Reimu

The one who doesn't let go in three seconds.

Nymoria Galahorn

It's not a bug—it's a feature! A really awkward, socially-catastrophic feature...

Nymoria Galahorn

Romance DLC requires co-op mode. Accept?

Reimu

If the shrine starts spawning dating-sim bosses, I'm forwarding the repair bill to you.

Marisa

Speedrun strats: kiss first, explain later!

Nymoria Galahorn

I need a rollback to checkpoint lunch...

Nymoria Galahorn

Route lock-in complete. No refunds.

Nymoria Galahorn

That's not in my inventory! I didn't equip that!

Marisa

Rare event item get! Wonder what it combos with...

Reimu

Next incident: relationship counseling. Bring your wallets.

Nymoria Galahorn

I just wanted to speedrun lunch... now I'm stuck in a romance visual novel with permadeath on.