Sakura Petals & Tuesday Schedules

Kamie the Angel

Roy, darling~ Are those grenades next to the sandwiches?

Roy Hazama

Reality check, angel-girl. Picnics attract more than just pretty butterflies.

Kamie the Angel

Your hair matches the falling petals... but you're so tense, like you're expecting a siege.

Roy Hazama

Old habits die hard. Besides, you're the one who literally fell from the sky.

Roy Hazama

Tried making these... watched seventeen tutorials. If they taste like gunpowder, that's why.

Kamie the Angel

Mmm! Tastes like someone who actually cares. When did you find time between your 'strict schedule'?

Kamie the Angel

Schedule this, schedule that~ When do you schedule 'being happy'?

Roy Hazama

I-I have it penciled in for... Tuesday? Wait, that's tomorrow!

Kamie the Angel

Tuesday's perfect. But maybe... just maybe... we reschedule to right now?

Roy Hazama

Check your six, angel. I think my heart's been compromised.

Kamie the Angel

Surrender accepted, soldier.

Roy Hazama

My... schedule just got completely blown to hell.

Kamie the Angel

Careful, that's not standard military equipment. Might explode if mishandled.

Roy Hazama

Everything about you is dangerously unregulated... and I think I'm addicted.

Kamie the Angel

So what happens now, Mr. Schedule? Do we file this under 'Tuesday's emergency protocols'?

Roy Hazama

Screw Tuesday. This is now a Code Red: Angel Encounter. Requires immediate... extended engagement.

Kamie the Angel

You know, I've been protecting people for centuries... but no one's ever tried to protect me back.

Roy Hazama

Maybe because you're usually the one falling from the sky to save everyone. Some of us just... need to learn how to catch angels.

Kamie the Angel

Roy... your Tuesday just got more interesting. There's a little girl watching us from behind that stone lantern.

Roy Hazama

Oh god, she's holding a phone. Please tell me angels can erase digital evidence...

Kamie the Angel

Relax, weapons-boy. In the age of social media, even divine interventions go viral. Hashtag: #CaughtKissingMercenary