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Charlie: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I'm Charlie, and I can help you find redemption!
Bardock: We're looking for Gine. Where is she, demon?
Charlie: She's in heaven! But you can join her if you complete our redemption program!
Raditz: (Heaven? Maybe this pathetic place isn't entirely useless...)
Angel: Hey there, tall dark and handsome! How about you and me discuss redemption over drinks?
Raditz: Get away from me, you walking fashion disaster!
Angel: (Nobody rejects Angel Dust! This one's playing hard to get...)
Bardock: Fine. We'll play your redemption game... for now.
Charlie: Alright! Time for your redemption confession session! Who wants to go first?
Bardock: I conquered planets for Frieza. Whole civilizations fell by my hand.
Bardock: I died rebelling against the tyrant I served. My final vision was of my son avenging our race.
Raditz: I kidnapped my nephew to force my pathetic brother to join us. Got killed by his green friend instead.
Angel: Oh honey, that's so tragic! You know what would make you feel better?
Raditz: If you finish that sentence with anything involving your bedroom, I'll vaporize you where you stand!
Charlie: (Perfect! Their aggression levels are off the charts. Time to implement Phase Two of Operation Redemption...)
Charlie: Welcome to Redemption Karaoke! Who's ready to bare their soul through song?
Raditz: I'll show you pathetic demons how a Saiyan warrior performs.
Raditz: Nobody~! Baby~!
Angel: My turn, gorgeous! Let's make this a duet to remember!
Raditz: (This glittery pest is touching my mic!) Get off my stage PEST!!!!
Angel: (The brute actually shoved me!) So rough.... I like it!
Bardock: HA! That's the first intelligent thing you've done, Raditz!
Charlie: (Note to self: Add 'No Physical Assault' to karaoke rules...)
Charlie: The extermination squads are coming. Heaven's sending their elite angels to wipe us all out.
Raditz: Let them come! I'll show these so-called angels what a real warrior can do!
Bardock: We're supposed to be redeemed. Heaven's supposed to welcome us, not hunt us.
Angel: Maybe redemption was just a lie to keep us docile while they planned our extermination.
Charlie: (This isn't what I promised them. But maybe... maybe this is our real test.)
Bardock: Then we fight. Not as Saiyans or demons, but as survivors who refuse to be erased.
Raditz: (That power... it's beyond anything I've sensed before!)
Charlie: They're already here. The extermination has begun.
Angel: Well boys, looks like we're about to find out if redemption means fighting heaven itself!
