Saiyan Shame in Hell
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Story transcript
Bardock: You got killed by a Namekian? A NAMEKIAN?! Not to mention, but you kidnapped my GRANDSON!!!!
Raditz: I-it was a special beam cannon, Father! It caught me off guard!
Bardock: You let a child and a green slug outsmart you?!
Bardock: My son died because he couldn't handle a brat with a tail!
Raditz: (This is worse than dying... Father's disappointment burns worse than hell itself)
Bardock: At least I died fighting Frieza. You died babysitting!
Raditz: Wait! The kid... he had hidden potential! Like Kakarot!
Bardock: (Hidden potential... could this brat be stronger than Raditz?)
Raditz: Plus, I've been training down here. Want to see what I've learned?
Bardock: (So that kid is my grandson... Kakarot's boy has fight in him!)
Raditz: Father... why did you really turn on Frieza? We were elite warriors!
Bardock: I saw our people's future turn to ash. Someone had to stand up.
Bardock: Even if it meant dying as a rebel instead of living as a slave.
Raditz: (While I served him... I let him use me to wipe out worlds...)
Bardock: Show me what you've learned in hell, son. No more excuses!
Raditz: I'll make you eat those words, old man!
Bardock: (Good... he's finally fighting like a Saiyan!)
Raditz: (My chains... they're shattering?!)
Bardock: Heh... you’ve gotten faster, Raditz.
Raditz: I... I still can’t beat you, Father...
Bardock: Listen... no matter how pathetic your death was, you’re still my son.
Raditz: (He... he still calls me son? After everything?)
Bardock: Tch... don’t get all weepy on me. We’re Saiyans, not space-poets.
Raditz: Father... what was Mother like? I... I barely remember Gine.
Bardock: (...How do I tell him she’s here too—and she’s mad as hell at both of us?)
Raditz: Father? Why are your knees shaking?
Bardock: Your mother’s... around. And she’s not happy we kept the old Saiyan pride.
Raditz: She’s in hell too?! Where—
Bardock: She’s... trying to get into heaven. Checked into some hotel run by a princess named Charlie.
Raditz: You mean Hazbin Hotel? Oh fuck me... that place is so illogical. Redemption in hell? What a joke.
Bardock: So, ready to visit Mommy?
Raditz: What choice do we have, father?
Bardock: Fine, the shuttle is right there. I hope you're ready to sing too.
Raditz: DAMN IT ALL!!!!