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RV gang in the Subspace parking lot

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MeannyKitty

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In'etaIn'etaNajimi AjimuNajimi AjimuElsearia The MistressElsearia The MistressWhatif-chanWhatif-chanFeatherine Augustus AuroraFeatherine Augustus AuroraSilveriaSilveriaCoppester the BartenderCoppester the BartenderWing-DudeWing-DudeZambonieZambonieDJ NubisDJ NubisDragonianDragonian
Zambonie

Zambonie

Okay. Okay, I see it. We're... here.

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Characters in this story

  • In'eta — An Eldritch God first making an appearance in the dating sim game, Sucker For Love.
  • Najimi Ajimu
  • Elsearia The Mistress — One of oldest original characters. Made her way back in middle school, as part of a pantheon of gods. She is the last one remaining, much sad, much broken.
  • Whatif-chan — The mascot of whatif herself!
  • Featherine Augustus Aurora — A witch with the rank of Creator.
  • Silveria — He is the sign of Wealth! Also the stright-man of the Meta-Bois Crew (Stright-Man: the normal one of the group, who acts as the middle ground, or the voice of reason)
  • Coppester the Bartender — My oldest OC. And loyal servant to Elsearia
  • Wing-Dude — One of my custom skiñs I made for my sackboy, back in LittleBigPlanet. He has undergone several evolutions.
  • Zambonie — My third favorite skin for my sackboy, back in LittleBigPlanet. He too has undergone many transformation.
  • DJ Nubis — He is the DJ, and to be clear. Not just a DJ, THE DJ! He is also a chill dude.
  • Dragonian — The fourth member of the Troup Misfits. He is also known as the Chef, because he makes some real mean grilled meats.
Story transcript

Zambonie: Okay. Okay, I see it. We're... here.

In'eta: We're there.

Zambonie: ...those are different spots.

In'eta: The map is upside down.

Zambonie: I was getting there.

In'eta: Mm.

DJ Nubis: Dragonian, you're blocking the screen again.

Dragonian: I'm not blocking anything. I'm decorating.

DJ Nubis: Your tail is over the subtitles.

Dragonian: ...I'll shift left.

Elsearia The Mistress: Does it spin? I feel like it should spin.

Featherine Augustus Aurora: It does not spin. Remove your hand.

Elsearia The Mistress: It wobbled.

Featherine Augustus Aurora: Because you won't stop touching it.

Coppester the Bartender: This is rated for forces that don't exist yet. How.

Wing-Dude: I don't know, man.

Coppester the Bartender: This component was forged from a collapsed star. It does not bend.

Wing-Dude: And yet.

Wing-Dude: Maybe I'm just unstoppable. Like, if I break indestructible things... doesn't that just make me the unstoppable force?

Coppester the Bartender: That is not how that works.

Wing-Dude: I mean... the parts disagree.

Wing-Dude: Hey, Coppester. You know what I love about these sessions?

Coppester the Bartender: Don't.

Wing-Dude: You literally rearrange my insides.

Coppester the Bartender: Every time. Every single time, across every universe I have watched die, you say this.

Silveria: The Emissaries have extraordinary acoustics for contemplation. You can hear yourself think without the interference of, shall we say, ambient chaos.

Whatif-chan: I've been writing in the same corner of my office for two years. Same mug. Same chair. I thought that was the formula.

Silveria: And?

Whatif-chan: Turns out I was just scared to write anywhere else.

Silveria: Most rituals are.

Silveria: Zambonie.

Zambonie: Silveria! You actually came!

In'eta: ...your glasses. Are they corrective, or aesthetic?

Whatif-chan: Both? Mostly aesthetic at this point.

In'eta: Interesting. Humans anchor themselves with objects.

Whatif-chan: ...okay, that's fair actually.

Zambonie: Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the greatest RV in any dimension! She's got a hot tub, a full kitchen, a ceiling dragon, and whatever Coppester is doing to Wing-Dude back there!

Whatif-chan: ...ceiling dragon?

Silveria: He'll introduce himself when the show ends. Do not touch the remote.

Coppester the Bartender: Elsearia.

Zambonie: Everyone inside. Now.

Elsearia The Mistress: No... The Dark God.

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