Rukia's New Year's Resolution: Savage Art

Rukia

This year, I'll master perspective if it kills me...

Renji

That's what you said last year, and your mountain still looks like a melting meatball.

Ichigo

At least the meatball has character—unlike this portrait of me that looks like an angry traffic cone.

Rukia

Oh, really? The strawberry who can't even color-coordinate his own hair has opinions on art?

Orihime

Don't be too hard on her, Ichigo! Rukia's doing the best she can.

Rukia

Don't patronize me, you human marshmallow!

Rukia

At least I don't emotionally eat my way through three convenience stores a day, Miss I Swear It's Just Water Weight!

Ichigo

Hey! That's crossing a line—

Rukia

Sit down, PMS-ing Strawberry. Your face already looks like someone blended a tomato with rage issues.

Renji

Babe, maybe take a breath—

Rukia

Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Still Sleeps With A Nightlight Because The Dark Is Scary

Ichigo

Wait, what? Renji you still—

Renji

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE!

Rukia

There. One demon bunny. Better than any of you Philistines could manage.

Ichigo

She actually... improved?

Renji

Please don't tell Captain Kuchiki about the nightlight thing...

Orihime

My metabolism is actually quite fast...

Rukia

Next week—portraits. And I already know whose nose I want to practice disproportionately enlarging.

Ichigo

That better not be me!

Renji

My marriage... my dignity... both casualties of art class...