Royal Ball Chaos: Twin Trouble Unleashed

Aizgarga Galahorn

A dance might tire you, my lady, but conversation costs nothing. May I know the name of the only guest not bored to tears?

Liyanna Ivanovna

Ivanovna... Liyanna Ivanovna. Your Highness, I should warn you—I might collapse mid-sentence.

Aizgarga Galahorn

Then I'll catch you. And when you're steady, we'll hunt the dungeon that can fix what ails you.

Liyanna Ivanovna

That's... either the boldest pick-up line or the sweetest promise I've ever heard.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Honored guests, feast your eyes upon my daughter—single, of age, and acceptably dressed!

Nymoria Galahorn

Mom, you're literally advertising your own daughter... *sighs*

Tsechlness Galahorn

Smile, dear. You're far prettier than your relise. Your first suitor will approach as long as you smile.

Nymoria Galahorn

UwU, Is dat lil Aizgarga. Seems bro has found a damsel. Time to big-sis-block.

Nymoria Galahorn

Operation 'Accidental' Dip coming up.

Nymoria Galahorn

Oopsie! Clumsy me—guess you'll have to dance with sis instead.

Aizgarga Galahorn

Nymoria, I swear on the throne—

Liyanna Ivanovna

Your Highness, family first. I'll await that dungeon invitation.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Darling daughter, since you crave attention... WHO would like the honor of dancing with my firstborn!

Nymoria Galahorn

But my stamina stat's, like, two—

Tsechlness Galahorn

And you, my heir, may pursue your cure-seeking quest after you properly introduce yourself to the guests. I didn't gather these guests for show.

Aizgarga Galahorn

Yes, Mother.

Nymoria Galahorn

{I just wanna go to my room!} Mom, please. I will crumble to dust from cringe...

Orc

Lady Galahorn, may I have this dance? I promise not to step on your feet—my mother trained me in human court dances.

Nymoria Galahorn

I—uh—my movement speed is basically negative, but sure, let's tank this boss fight together...

Aizgarga Galahorn

Lady Ivanovna, would you risk one turn about the floor? I'll match my pace to your breath—no heroics, I swear.

Liyanna Ivanovna

A prince who offers to slow-dance at half-speed? Your Highness, you're dangerously close to my heart's weak point.

Orc

Relax, my lady. Pretend you're steering a very large, very obedient mount.

Nymoria Galahorn

That's... actually helpful. Jathra, manifest as training wheels—wait, no, that's cheating!

Aizgarga Galahorn

Breathe with the music. I'll count for us both.

Liyanna Ivanovna

One... two... three. Your Highness, if healing magic felt this effortless, I'd never need a dungeon cure.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Two children dancing, two paths unfolding. Perhaps tonight won't end in complete disaster after all.

Courtier

Her Majesty actually looks... content?

Tsechlness Galahorn

Don't jinx it, mortal.

Nymoria Galahorn

Hey, big guy—what's your crit rate on making princesses blush?

Orc

One hundred percent against fire mages, my lady. Care to test my resistance?

Aizgarga Galahorn

Gods, she's actually enjoying herself. The world truly is ending.

Liyanna Ivanovna

Your Highness, if the world ends tonight, at least we'll have danced through it together.