Rooftop Miracle: Gacha Blessing

Konata

The gacha rate is lying again, Hillary-san!

Hillary Taylor

You spent another hundred?

Akira

Lucky Channel exclusive! Rooftop relaxation segment—go!

Hillary Taylor

Miss Akira, we agreed on no recording during off-hours.

Konata

Ooh, can it livestream my SSR summon?

Hillary Taylor

Fine. One take. Make it inspiring.

Konata

Give me luck, sky-bot!

Akira

Viewers, brace for either glory or salt!

Konata

First-try ultra-rare... Hillary-san, you're a miracle worker!

Hillary Taylor

Statistically improbable.

Akira

Remember, folks—believe in your lawyers!

Hillary Taylor

But you agreed to one take. Contract sealed.

Konata

Wait—what did you do?

Hillary Taylor

Gifted the account to my niece. She'll enjoy it.

Akira

And that's why adults always read the fine print!

Konata

My SSR... gone with the wind!

Hillary Taylor

Lesson one: success tastes better when earned. I just leveled you up.

Konata

Next time I'll hire you for gacha protection!