Road Rage: The Big Get Back!
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Story transcript
Michiru: Suletta-chan, we need to discuss your... performance.
Haruka: Yeah, the one where you pretend to like girls while sounding like a Nebraska soccer mom.
Suletta: At least I'm not stuck in the 90s! I have twelve games and a husband!
Suletta: Plus I heard about your lawsuit against that elf Frieren. Real classy, suing someone into poverty.
Michiru: Pinkwashing harms real LGBT people, dear. You're selling lies wrapped in rainbow packaging.
Michiru: And at least our relationship exists outside a corporate boardroom. Also, Frieren had it coming. She wanted to end our marriage.
Suletta: I got eight million followers. My last paycheck could buy your entire vintage car collection.
Suletta: Between takes, I go home to my actual husband. Method acting, ladies.
Haruka: Enjoy those followers while you can. They're about to watch you become roadkill.
Michiru: Do give our regards to your dubbing studio!
Suletta: THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT! SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!
Haruka: Should've read the fine print, kid!
Voice from spinning phone: Bandai wants to know your location...