Road Rage: The Big Get Back!

Michiru

Suletta-chan, we need to discuss your... performance.

Haruka

Yeah, the one where you pretend to like girls while sounding like a Nebraska soccer mom.

Suletta

At least I'm not stuck in the 90s! I have twelve games and a husband!

Suletta

Plus I heard about your lawsuit against that elf Frieren. Real classy, suing someone into poverty.

Michiru

Pinkwashing harms real LGBT people, dear. You're selling lies wrapped in rainbow packaging.

Michiru

And at least our relationship exists outside a corporate boardroom. Also, Frieren had it coming. She wanted to end our marriage.

Suletta

I got eight million followers. My last paycheck could buy your entire vintage car collection.

Suletta

Between takes, I go home to my actual husband. Method acting, ladies.

Haruka

Enjoy those followers while you can. They're about to watch you become roadkill.

Michiru

Do give our regards to your dubbing studio!

Suletta

THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT! SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!

Haruka

Should've read the fine print, kid!

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