riux gets in love with tentaclash, this happens!
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Todd evans
AND THEN I said—get this—I said 'that's not a squirrel, that's my lunch!'
Tentaclash (humanized)
T-Todd, maybe we should walk faster... I have a bad feeling about those bushes...
Todd evans
Relax! The only thing dangerous here is my AWESOMENESS!
riux
Such grace... such elegance... such perfect tentacles...
riux
MY SQUID ANGEL! LET ME LOVE YOU!
Tentaclash (humanized)
EEP!
Todd evans
What the—
Tentaclash (humanized)
Can'tbreathecan'tbreathe!
riux
You're even softer than I imagined!
stinkinja
Should... should we do something?
Todd evans
Nah, let him have his moment. This is the best thing I've seen all week!
Tentaclash (humanized)
The... the embarrassment is worse than the suffocation...
riux
So, my beloved calamari cutie—what's your stance on inter-fandom relationships?
Tentaclash (humanized)
I think I'm switching to a different park. Maybe a different city. Possibly a different dimension.
Todd evans
Too late! He's already planning your wedding invitations!