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Todd evans: AND THEN I said—get this—I said 'that's not a squirrel, that's my lunch!'
Tentaclash (humanized): T-Todd, maybe we should walk faster... I have a bad feeling about those bushes...
Todd evans: Relax! The only thing dangerous here is my AWESOMENESS!
riux: Such grace... such elegance... such perfect tentacles...
riux: MY SQUID ANGEL! LET ME LOVE YOU!
Tentaclash (humanized): EEP!
Todd evans: What the—
Tentaclash (humanized): Can'tbreathecan'tbreathe!
riux: You're even softer than I imagined!
stinkinja: Should... should we do something?
Todd evans: Nah, let him have his moment. This is the best thing I've seen all week!
Tentaclash (humanized): The... the embarrassment is worse than the suffocation...
riux: So, my beloved calamari cutie—what's your stance on inter-fandom relationships?
Tentaclash (humanized): I think I'm switching to a different park. Maybe a different city. Possibly a different dimension.
Todd evans: Too late! He's already planning your wedding invitations!
