rice castle

Kaorinha

One more tower for my rice kingdom… and nobody will dare invade!

Meme

Your castle's too perfect… mine looks like it already surrendered.

Kaorinha

That's because it knows who's queen.

Meme

You're annexing my territory?!

Kaorinha

Allies get protection. Tax is one hug per tower.

Meme

Paid in full!

Kaorinha

My castle—! …Guess we'll have to eat the ruins.

Kaorinha

Arise, Dame Bashame of the Sticky Realm.

Meme

Do I get rice fields for my service?

Kaorinha

No—frog-guard duty. They love green.

Meme

Crown for a crown, Queen Kaorinha the Rice-icorn.

Kaorinha

You've just started a food war you can't finish.