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Finn Mertens: So uh... Lacrimosa, right? I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend today.
Lacrimosa: You're offering me tomatoes to be your fake girlfriend?
Finn Mertens: A month's worth! Just... really sell the clingy girlfriend thing. Make it convincing! I kinda really wanna get back at princess bubble gum, ya know?
Lacrimosa: Oh~ Is this about making that pink princess jealous? I'm quite flattered. I'm that much of a high quality to top a princess.
Finn Mertens: W-what? No! I mean... maybe? Your really cute. J-just stick to the script!
Lacrimosa: Script says I get my tomatoes first, "boyfriend"
Lacrimosa: Mmm, payment accepted! Now let's go make that princess feel your pain.
Finn Mertens: She's not my princess anymore... and you're supposed to be clingy, not messy!
Lacrimosa: Shh, method acting. Real girlfriends are territorial. Here comes royalty...
Princess Bubblegum: Oh! Finn, who's your... friend?
Lacrimosa: His girlfriend. We're very serious.
Finn Mertens: Yeah! See? I'm totally over you—I mean, we're happy!
Lacrimosa: Actually... This is boring. I'm keeping the tomatoes, dumping you, and asking the princess if she likes tomatoes too.
Finn Mertens: WAIT NO THAT'S NOT IN THE—WHAT THE FLIP?!
Princess Bubblegum: I do have a greenhouse... with rare varieties...
Princess Bubblegum: These Crimson Comets have three times the lycopene of regular tomatoes!
Lacrimosa: They're... beautiful. Like little red suns of happiness.
Finn Mertens: Should've just bought her pizza...but atleast bubblegum made a new friend? That's cool right?
Lacrimosa: The cherry-tomatos balance is perfect! You're a tomato genius! I might cry from joy.
Princess Bubblegum: Fascinating! I've never seen someone display such profound tomato appreciation. Your taste receptors must be extraordinary!
Finn Mertens: Sigh...yup she sure is exquisite is that category...
Princess Bubblegum: These Golden tomatoes actually glow faintly under moonlight!
Lacrimosa: No way! Are you willy wonka of tomatos?!
Finn Mertens: I stole 40$ from jakes wallet for the tomatos I had..
Lacrimosa: You know, Princess... this one's pretty bitter. Like someone who can't handle rejection.
Princess Bubblegum: Oh, that's the Sour Sunset variety. They're supposed to taste like disappointment.
Finn Mertens: I'm not disappointed! I'm... strategically couping with being played by a girl for hire.
Lacrimosa: Here. This one's called the 'Lesson Tomato.' Supposed to taste like a lesson of a recent moment.
Finn Mertens: Don't want your pity tomato.
Lacrimosa: It's not pity. It's me telling you to get over the fact that you can't handle being rejected.
Finn Mertens: So... you're saying I'm rightfully sulking?
Lacrimosa: Tastes like second chances huh? Let's be friends instead of whatever this was. How about it?
Princess Bubblegum: Would you like to take some home? I have crates in the back.
Finn Mertens: Thish ish so embarassing... but it doeth tathte like a second chance.
