Rent a girlfriend but it failed?

Finn Mertens

So uh... Lacrimosa, right? I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend today.

Lacrimosa

You're offering me tomatoes to be your fake girlfriend?

Finn Mertens

A month's worth! Just... really sell the clingy girlfriend thing. Make it convincing! I kinda really wanna get back at princess bubble gum, ya know?

Lacrimosa

Oh~ Is this about making that pink princess jealous? I'm quite flattered. I'm that much of a high quality to top a princess.

Finn Mertens

W-what? No! I mean... maybe? Your really cute. J-just stick to the script!

Lacrimosa

Script says I get my tomatoes first, "boyfriend"

Lacrimosa

Mmm, payment accepted! Now let's go make that princess feel your pain.

Finn Mertens

She's not my princess anymore... and you're supposed to be clingy, not messy!

Lacrimosa

Shh, method acting. Real girlfriends are territorial. Here comes royalty...

Princess Bubblegum

Oh! Finn, who's your... friend?

Lacrimosa

His girlfriend. We're very serious.

Finn Mertens

Yeah! See? I'm totally over you—I mean, we're happy!

Lacrimosa

Actually... This is boring. I'm keeping the tomatoes, dumping you, and asking the princess if she likes tomatoes too.

Finn Mertens

WAIT NO THAT'S NOT IN THE—WHAT THE FLIP?!

Princess Bubblegum

I do have a greenhouse... with rare varieties...

Princess Bubblegum

These Crimson Comets have three times the lycopene of regular tomatoes!

Lacrimosa

They're... beautiful. Like little red suns of happiness.

Finn Mertens

Should've just bought her pizza...but atleast bubblegum made a new friend? That's cool right?

Lacrimosa

The cherry-tomatos balance is perfect! You're a tomato genius! I might cry from joy.

Princess Bubblegum

Fascinating! I've never seen someone display such profound tomato appreciation. Your taste receptors must be extraordinary!

Finn Mertens

Sigh...yup she sure is exquisite is that category...

Princess Bubblegum

These Golden tomatoes actually glow faintly under moonlight!

Lacrimosa

No way! Are you willy wonka of tomatos?!

Finn Mertens

I stole 40$ from jakes wallet for the tomatos I had..

Lacrimosa

You know, Princess... this one's pretty bitter. Like someone who can't handle rejection.

Princess Bubblegum

Oh, that's the Sour Sunset variety. They're supposed to taste like disappointment.

Finn Mertens

I'm not disappointed! I'm... strategically couping with being played by a girl for hire.

Lacrimosa

Here. This one's called the 'Lesson Tomato.' Supposed to taste like a lesson of a recent moment.

Finn Mertens

Don't want your pity tomato.

Lacrimosa

It's not pity. It's me telling you to get over the fact that you can't handle being rejected.

Finn Mertens

So... you're saying I'm rightfully sulking?

Lacrimosa

Tastes like second chances huh? Let's be friends instead of whatever this was. How about it?

Princess Bubblegum

Would you like to take some home? I have crates in the back.

Finn Mertens

Thish ish so embarassing... but it doeth tathte like a second chance.