Refund Regret: A Post Christmas Story.

Ayeka

I demand a refund for this… this peasant bauble.

Hiei

Sure thing. Just let me get that receipt...

Ryoko

Give it back, princess. That globe cost me three whole yen you ungrateful royal bitch!

Ayeka

Only three yen! I am Jurian royalty and demand gifts to my pedigree. I thought you space pirates actually have money.

Tenchi Masaki

Ayeka, Ryoko, please—people are staring!

Hiei

Let them fight; it's the most excitement this shift's had.

Ryoko

Say you love the gift and I'll let go!

Ayeka

Never—unhand me, space pirate!

Tenchi Masaki

Christmas is supposed to bring people together…

Hiei

It brought this fight together. Want some chips? I'll throw it in for free if you get a membership card.

Hiei

Store policy: no refunds, no exchanges, no peace on earth.