Redfield Bloodline vs Wombforce 9000
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Story transcript
Chris: Listen here, Commander! My sister's got Redfield genes that'll survive any apocalypse!
Chris: Why won't you just continue the bloodline like a normal human being?!
Commander: Chris, for the hundredth time, I'm not interested in your sister or continuing anything...
Commander: I prefer Nikkes. They're literally designed to be perfect partners.
Chris: Perfect?! Humans have survived bioweapons, zombies, and corporate conspiracies!
Chris: What can your precious Nikkes do that Claire can't? She's battled Umbrella since she was a teenager!
Rapi: Oh, honey. Let me educate you about the Wombforce 9000.
Rapi: We Nikkes don't just survive - we're literally built to adapt, evolve, and provide optimal companionship.
Claire: (Why does every universe we visit turn into a dating competition?)
Rapi: Plus, Commander here appreciates that we can sync our combat protocols with his... preferences.
Rapi: Something about "targeting systems" and "precision strikes" if you catch my meaning.
Chris: (They're... they're weaponized girlfriends. This is worse than bioweapons.)
Commander: Chris, Claire, it's been... educational. Security will escort you back to your dimension.
Commander: Please never return with bloodline proposals again.