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Story transcript
Dante: So anyway, I was fighting this demon the size of a building when my sword jammed mid-combo...
Dante: Talk about performance issues, am I right?
Deadpool: Oh, that's nothing! One time I was in this massive shootout with like fifty guys...
Deadpool: And get this - I only had ONE bullet left!
Dante: Let me guess, you made it count with some impossible trick shot?
Deadpool: Nope! I used it on myself. Quicker than waiting for them to torture me to death.
Deadpool: Woke up three days later surrounded by confused raccoons! They'd been using my healing body as a buffet!
Dante: Wait, what? You KILLED yourself?
Deadpool: It's kinda my thing. Healing factor, remember? Death and I have an understanding.
Deadpool: (She's also super hot. Like, CRAZY hot. Skeleton hot.)
Dante: Man, and I thought MY family reunions were messed up.
Dante: Remind me never to invite you to a party at my shop...
Deadpool: Too late! I've already RSVP'd to your next birthday! I'll bring the chimichangas and existential dread!
Deadpool: And maybe some body bags. You know, just in case things get REALLY fun!