Red Dunes, Iced Lies, First Date

Nijika

So this is your romantic getaway idea? A place deader than STARRY on a Monday morning?

Kazuma

Think of the selfies! No crowds, no photobombers—just us and a billion grains of privacy.

Nijika

And a billion degrees.

Nijika

Good thing I brought iced coffee. One sip and you'll owe me forever.

Kazuma

This tastes like drumstick varnish!

Nijika

Drummers' secret recipe—equal parts coffee and cymbal cleaner.

Kazuma

If I survive, I'm still counting this as our first date.

Nijika

Fine, but dying here means I'm keeping your wallet.

Kazuma

Race you to the bottom—loser carries the cooler!

Nijika

Wait, my hat—this is sabotage!