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RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIINGS

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alberto

@albertoguy

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riuxriuxpizzatronpizzatronpiñatorpiñator
riux

riux

HEY! That’s my fridge!

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Characters in this story

  • riux — the stupid bird-like guy, thinks everything is a shit
  • pizzatron — they Will touch his pepperoni, confirmed to be a fricking pizza superthing or something like that
  • piñator — pineapple superthing Who tries to add pineapple to pizzas... bulky but stupid
Story transcript

riux: HEY! That’s my fridge!

pizzatron: Whoa... so many tiny energy pizzas!

pizzatron: Gulp. Gulp. Gulp.

riux: Stop drinking those!

pizzatron: I can feel the wings!

riux: You absolutely cannot.

pizzatron: I’M FLYING!

riux: That’s falling.

piñator: MEEP-MEEP!

riux: I’m never buying groceries again.