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Joy Kirbs
Chat? Chat—did my wifi eat itself again?!
Joy Kirbs
H-hello? My doorbell's been broken for weeks so... how'd you get in?
Makima
Your window was open. Cute room. Very... pink.
Joy Kirbs
Look, if this is about the super-chat chargebacks, I already refunded—
Makima
Relax. I'm only here for the 'thing' you really are… not the 'girl' you pretend to be.
Joy Kirbs
I-I'm human! I have lungs and everything—see?
Makima
Shapeless devils who steal idol dreams still count as devils. Public Safety could erase you… unless you work for me.
Joy Kirbs
W-what do I have to do…?
Makima
Simple. Wear our uniform, hunt some bad devils, and keep streaming. Your fans will never know how fake their 'real' idol is.
Joy Kirbs
That's... But... I could get hurt!
Joy Kirbs
My stream schedule... I promised them karaoke tomorrow—
Makima
Dead devils don't request encores.
Joy Kirbs
I don't... I don't know how to fight. I only know how to dance—
Makima
Good. Dance through their blood. Same rhythm, different stage.
Joy Kirbs
What if they recognize me? My fans—
Makima
Pink hair and cat ears? In this economy? They'll think it's cosplay.
Joy Kirbs
I'll do anything else—clean your office, file paperwork, make coffee—
Makima
But you're already perfect. A shapeless thing pretending to be human, hunting things that pretend to be human. Poetic, isn't it?
Joy Kirbs
If I become a devil hunter... I'll be real, right? Not just pretending?
Makima
Oh, sweetheart. You'll be whatever I need you to be.
Joy Kirbs
And... and what do you need me to be...?
Makima
An obedient little kitty.
