Recession Blues: Officer Krillin’s Broke Beatdown
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Krillin
Alright, deadbeats! Officer Krillin, Financial Crimes Division. Christmas debts don't pay themselves.
Krillin
So—who's got cash for 'protection' and who's taking the express ride to the precinct?
Luffy
Protection? I'm a pirate—protection is what I take!
Luffy
Wait... you want money? I spent my last belly on meat yesterday.
Grimm
You think I got money? We're in a recession bro. Even the addicts are broke.
Maki
Dr Eggman hasn't been around. Business has been stalled...
Krillin
Are you shitting me? How the hell are you all BROKE? You can't even take the bus.
Krillin
Eighteen screwed me over... unless—Bulma! She's loaded!
Luffy
Look copper. You need to get the fuck on. No one has money for you.
Maki
You should have asked for hair regrowth serum and common sense for Christmas.
Grimm
Hey guys let's rush this pig!
Maki
I like my bacon fried, and ny pork chops well done.
Krillin
I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO ALABAMA AGAIN!!!!