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Becca: What the hell does "UOH" even mean?
Becca: And why's everyone always putting crying emojis on my posts?
David: What are you going on about now, Rebecca?
Lucy: (Another day, another Rebecca drama. Always something with her.)
Becca: Look at this! I post a pic of my new chrome, and everyone's like "UOH π" and "UOH πππ"!
Becca: Did I do something wrong? Are they making fun of me?
David: Let me see what you're talking about.
Lucy: (This should be interesting. David's already turning red.)
Becca: Look! Even on this casual selfie! What gives? These gonks crying or what?
David: Oh... uh...
David: (How do I explain THIS to Rebecca of all people?)
Lucy: What's the issue?
David: It's, uh... it's not what you think, Rebecca.
David: They're not... actually crying.
Lucy: (Of course she doesn't know what these mean. That's actually a bit refreshing.)
Becca: Well? Are you gonks gonna tell me or what? Why's everyone going "UOH π" on my pics?
Becca: What's it MEAN?
David: Lucy, maybe you can... explain this better than I can?
Lucy: It's internet vernacular, Rebecca. The crying emoji in this context represents overwhelming emotion, not sadness.
Lucy: "UOH" is an onomatopoeic expression of... surprise and admiration for one's physical attributes.
David: They think you're hot, Rebecca. They're horny. That's what it means.
David: It's thirsty netrunners and edgerunners drooling over your pictures.
Becca: (They're... attracted to me? All those comments are...)
Becca: So they LIKE my pictures! They think I'm preem!
Becca: Hell yeah! I should post more! I bet if I pose with my new arm mods, I'll break the whole net!
David: No, no, no! That's not what I meant! You shouldn't encourage them!
David: Rebecca, please, think about what you're doing!
Lucy: (This backfired spectacularly. Should have known better with Rebecca.)
