Rainbow Omurice Awakens the Thigh Seer
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Omuri
Behold! My legendary seven-layer rainbow omurice!
Norman the God of Gooning
It looks like a magical girl transformation on a plate...
Rimuru
Smells like compressed mana. What exactly did you season this with?
Norman the God of Gooning
Mmmph! It's like my tongue is ascending to heaven!
Omuri
The secret ingredient is rainbow seasoning from the demon realm.
Rimuru
Wait, rainbow seasoning? That stuff's literally condensed magic essence!
Norman the God of Gooning
My mouth feels like it's hosting a rave party!
Rimuru
Norman's human metabolism can't process pure magic. He's gonna—
Omuri
Explode into sparkles? Yes, probably!
Rimuru
Relax, Norman. In about three hours you'll either transcend mortality or...
Norman the God of Gooning
Or what?! What's the other option?!
Omuri
Become a living disco ball! Either way, your thighs will be fabulous!
Norman the God of Gooning
I... I can see them. All the thighs across dimensions...
Rimuru
He's actually channeling the magic. Norman, how do you feel?
Norman the God of Gooning
Like I finally understand why Cthulhu keeps talking about tentacle aesthetics—