Rainbow Crystal Armor: Angel Disco Tank

Kamie the Angel

Twenty-two pounds of rainbow crystal? I'll sink faster than a meteor!

Dora Amethyst

Relax, angel girl. We're weaving them into graphene mesh—lighter than your feathers.

Kotori

Plus I added anti-gravity threading! You'll actually weigh less than air~!

Kamie the Angel

Wait... these are military-grade? I thought you made prom dresses.

Dora Amethyst

Honey, my evening gowns have survived orbital re-entry. This is just... scaled up.

Kotori

And I added a secret pocket for snacks! Angel battles make you hungry, right?

Kamie the Angel

I look like a disco ball had a baby with a tank...

Dora Amethyst

That's the aesthetic of victory, darling.

Kotori

The crystals amplify your magic AND make rainbows when you punch demons! It's scientifically adorable!

Kamie the Angel

Why does the chestplate have... my face... holographically projected... smiling...?

Kotori

So enemies know exactly who's kicking their butts! Branding is important!

Dora Amethyst

Plus it doubles as a mirror for touch-ups during battle. You're welcome.