Quadrillion-Skill Glitch Sparks Soda-Splash Panic!
Characters
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Story transcript
Najimi: Let’s see what happens when omnipotence meets obsolete hardware…
Chii: Chii… accepts data?
Najimi: Skill slot number twelve-quadrillion-and-one: Universal Compatibility!
Chii: Chii—Chi—Chi—
Nagisa: Catch her before she face-plants into concrete!
Chii: System… overload…
Najimi: Relax, assassin-boy. She just needs a hard reboot.
Nagisa: You could’ve warned us.
Korosensei: While you three played Frankenstein, I safeguarded school hydration—every machine sealed!
Najimi: Oops. Looks like I accidentally installed ‘Unlimited Beverage Output’ too.
Korosensei: My perfect maintenance record—ruined in soda!
Chii: Skill acquired: Mirror Soul.
Nagisa: Chii...?
Chii: Nagisa-kun, your pulse is 92 bpm... perfect for a target.
Nagisa: That's... not funny.
Korosensei: Step away from my student!
Chii: Data streaming. Yellow entity: regenerative properties detected.
Korosensei: She's... siphoning my data?!
Najimi: Transfer complete. One tentacle down, eleven to go.
Nagisa: Ajimu-san, call it off!
Najimi: But Nagisa-kun, she's learning so fast. Would you deny her education?
Chii: Fascinating. This body can assimilate any skill it touches.
Korosensei: Students... I may have created the perfect assassin...
Najimi: Homework assignment: catch the yellow teacher before he regenerates!