Princess, Pirate, and Tenchi's Trans Tension

Ayeka

I simply cannot believe they allow such... individuals in the women's facilities!

Ryoko

Oh? But you didn't mind when Tenchi 'accidentally' wandered into the hot springs, did you?

Tenchi Masaki

That was completely different! I got lost looking for the men's bath!

Ryoko

Lost three times in one week? That's quite the sense of direction.

Ayeka

This is about basic decency! I shouldn't have to—

Tenchi Masaki

Enough. I had a transgender student who faced this exact prejudice. I thought you were better than this.

Ryoko

You want to talk about undignified? Try sharing a locker room with someone who takes three hours to adjust her royal ass!

Ayeka

At least I don't leave my space pirate clothes strewn across the benches!

Tenchi Masaki

BOTH OF YOU—STOP! This is a gym, not a battlefield!

Tenchi Masaki

Though honestly, I'm starting to think the transgender woman got the better deal using the family restroom instead.