Princess Meets Planet-Cracking Tourist
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Drossel
Welcome, esteemed visitor, to the glorious nineteenth dominion of House Flügel!
HaXzOr
Nice digs. Procedural generation never built anything this baroque.
Drossel
You arrived in a falling star! Are you a celestial envoy?
HaXzOr
More like a guy who forgot to check fuel reserves.
Drossel
A-Are you… mocking the 4,080-year legacy of my lineage?
HaXzOr
Relax, princess. I'm just a space tourist. No throne-usurping today.
Drossel
Then prove your worth—defend yourself against the ancient karate of House Flügel!
HaXzOr
Pretty sure that's Brazilian, but okay—shields at ten percent.
HaXzOr
Sorry, auto-sleep timer. Mind if I crash in your guest port?
Drossel
You dare request lodging after insulting my martial heritage?!
HaXzOr
I'll trade you a planet-cracking laser manual for a hot bath.
Drossel
Deal—Gedächtnis will never know I bartered again…