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Waterbreath

Waterbreath

Dude, are you serious? The story's DELAYED?

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Characters in this story

  • Meta-Gurl — Meta-Boi (Ironie's) younger sister. She is a fireworks of a woman.
  • The Bus Driver — He drives THE Bus. He is green and mean, and has all da rizz.
  • SuperManlyNekoSamma — This is my true avatar, and my persona. This is my private avatar. Note: Temporarily, I will un-private this character.
  • Waterbreath — Yep. That's me, bitches.
Story transcript

Waterbreath: Dude, are you serious? The story's DELAYED?

Meta-Gurl: Told ya. You're wasting your time, hun.

Waterbreath: Hey... you know where SuperManlyNekoSamma is?

Meta-Gurl: ...yeah. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Waterbreath: NekoSamma!

Waterbreath: You need to stop being such a douche to your OCs! They're good people! And... eldritch gods... and... other... stuff...

Waterbreath: ...Okay, it's mostly deities and stuff. But come on man. Let's make them happy, do some fun stories.

Waterbreath: Look, I KNOW you're not actually a douche—

SuperManlyNekoSamma: Hey, look at what I can do, Nya!

Waterbreath: Can you PLEASE take this at least a LITTLE seriously?

SuperManlyNekoSamma: Listen. It's obvious to me, this is something important to you. And I am trying, really. But I am failing, and I am sorry.

SuperManlyNekoSamma: But. Here is the thing: I was just watching my favorite show, on my favorite 17-inch plasma screen TV.

SuperManlyNekoSamma: Then you come busting in here, like a little hippy, screaming about saving the trees.

SuperManlyNekoSamma: So, if you're done waving around your floppy little manhood. I have an infinite amount of other things I could be doing. Mmkay!

Waterbreath: Seriously? That is your response?

Waterbreath: Well, if you won't take care of them, I will!

Meta-Gurl: Told you so.

Waterbreath: Yeah well... I'm taking things into my own hands.