PP X DP chaotic picnic
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Story transcript
Pinkie: This cake is SOOOOO fluffy! Just like the snow! Do you think snow is just frozen cloud cake?
Pinkie: I tried to make snow cake once but it just turned into puddle cake. Which was still tasty!
Wade: You know what they call these tracks in the biz? The "you're about to be unalived express lane." Yet here we are, having our little dessert picnic.
Wade: Gotta say, this angel food cake doesn't taste like any angel I've ever licked. And I've licked several.
Pinkie: No silly! It's called angel food cake because actual angels make it! My friend Fluttershy knows this pegasus who dated this unicorn who knew this griffin who delivered clouds to an angel bakery!
Pinkie: Ooh! Is that a train? Do you think the conductor wants cake too?
Wade: I've literally died and gone to the afterlife buffet. Trust me, no angels were harmed in the making of this cake. Though I did see a devil's food cake that was suspiciously accurate.
Wade: (Should I tell the readers that we're about to get Thomas the Tanked? Nah, they can figure it out.)
Pinkie: Ooooh! It's getting super close! I bet the train wants to play tag! I LOVE tag! You're IT, train!
Wade: Plot twist! Deadpool ex machina to the rescue! Hold onto your frosting, Pinks!
Pinkie: Wheeeee! This is like the best rollercoaster EVER! And we didn't even have to wait in line!
Pinkie: Hey look! My cake is making snow angels all by itself! Maybe it really IS angel food cake!
Wade: You know what's great about Minnesota? The snow makes our inevitable carnage family-friendly! Just white fluff everywhere!
Wade: Hey, let's arrange these crumbs to spell something for the people reading this. How about "Send Chimichangas"?