POV: thinking toolie kit and multy are too similar
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Jasira keita
You're just my knockoff with better hair products, admit it.
Mia wilson
Original copies don't get to call themselves 'original,' strategist.
Jasira keita
She's using psychological warfare... impressive for a counterfeit.
Mia wilson
Someone's threatened by their own reflection.
Andy malik
Why are there two of-- wait, which one do I apologize to?
Andy malik
This is like choosing between identical twins during allergy season!
Jasira keita
I'll compile a pros-cons matrix to help your existential crisis.
Mia wilson
Pros: I'm actually fun. Cons: She does math for fun.
Andy malik
I... can't... choose... system... overload...
Jasira keita
His indecision parameter is causing physical expansion!
Mia wilson
He's literally blowing up from girl-paralysis!
Jasira keita
Congratulations, you broke the male protagonist. He needs a decision tree, not a dating sim.
Mia wilson
Look at him! He's our problem now - joint custody of the human balloon!
Andy malik
Could someone please get me down before I become a weather phenomenon?
Jasira keita
50-50 timeshare. We can switch weekends.
Mia wilson
Deal. But I get him on hair-washing days - he's excellent conditioner storage.
Andy malik
I have become a relationship metaphor. This is my life now.