POV: thinking toolie kit and multy are too similar
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Story transcript
Jasira keita: You're just my knockoff with better hair products, admit it.
Mia wilson: Original copies don't get to call themselves 'original,' strategist.
Jasira keita: She's using psychological warfare... impressive for a counterfeit.
Mia wilson: Someone's threatened by their own reflection.
Andy malik: Why are there two of-- wait, which one do I apologize to?
Andy malik: This is like choosing between identical twins during allergy season!
Jasira keita: I'll compile a pros-cons matrix to help your existential crisis.
Mia wilson: Pros: I'm actually fun. Cons: She does math for fun.
Andy malik: I... can't... choose... system... overload...
Jasira keita: His indecision parameter is causing physical expansion!
Mia wilson: He's literally blowing up from girl-paralysis!
Jasira keita: Congratulations, you broke the male protagonist. He needs a decision tree, not a dating sim.
Mia wilson: Look at him! He's our problem now - joint custody of the human balloon!
Andy malik: Could someone please get me down before I become a weather phenomenon?
Jasira keita: 50-50 timeshare. We can switch weekends.
Mia wilson: Deal. But I get him on hair-washing days - he's excellent conditioner storage.
Andy malik: I have become a relationship metaphor. This is my life now.