Potion Idol Audition Gone Wrong
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Story transcript
Wiz: It... it was supposed to be a simple stamina brew, but the lizard tail fermented overnight—
Kazuma: And now it's singing in three-part harmony. Congratulations, you invented opera in a bottle.
Kazuma: Look, Wiz, if this thing explodes, I'm billing you for my resurrection—again.
Kozue: Excuse me! I'm collecting local specialties for a school idol promo video—
Wiz: Ah, incoming!
Kazuma: Nobody... move...
Kozue: It sings? Perfect! Could I buy it for our next encore? The audience would lose their minds!
Kazuma: Lady, if you want screaming fans, this'll literally make them lose their minds—permanently.
Wiz: Thank you, Kazuma! As thanks, your next resurrection is half-price.
Kazuma: Great. My life insurance is a punch-card now.
Kozue: I'll tell the girls the stamina potion auditioned itself—bye!