Poseidon's Worst Idea

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Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Titae'Nium — The fifth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the shortest one. He has a nepoliean complex, and a very short temper.
  • Aphrodite — Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of love, beauty, lust, pleasure, passion, and procreation. She is attended by her golem-like manservants whom she uses as her chair and carriers of her large breasts.
  • Arlong — Arlong is one of the most memorable villains in the classic One Piece manga and anime saga. He is a fish-man (merman) of the sawshark type and acted as the main antagonist of the Arlong Park Arc in the East Blue.
  • GigaChad — The chaddest of all chads. It's GigaChad.
  • poseidon — the god of the sea
Story transcript

Poseidon: You will be my new concubines.

Aqua: What?! You can't just declare that!

Aphrodite: You should have asked me first. How presumptuous.

Aqua: You can't decide my life for me!

Poseidon: I have already decided. All waters belong to me. Both those that spring from them and that are them.

Titae'Nium: Water is a natural resource that should not be monopolized!

Aqua: Titae'Nium-sama!

poseidon: How the hell do you breathe down here?!

Aphrodite: Oh, he must be a sexy waterbreath guy too!

poseidon: Stand back! I am the mighty king of the seas! I am more powerful than Cthulhu!

Titae'Nium: You might have the big fork, but I brought the spoon!

Titae'Nium: Disarmed!

poseidon: Alright! I surrender! You can take the wet girls!

Aqua: He looked taller from far away.

Aphrodite: The best perfumes come in the smallest bottles, darling.

GigaChad: What is wrong with you all of a sudden, Kazuma?

Kazuma: I can feel a flood of trouble coming back home. Aqua is coming.

Arlong: Now I shall be the god of the seas!