Portal Bloopers: Electric Forest Face-Plants
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Gura
A-me, next time we portal-surf, pick a softer—
Ame
You're the one who yelled 'land shark!' and dove.
Gardevoir
Cease. This forest has endured enough shocks.
Pika
Pika-pi! You started it with future-sight!
Ame
Detective's rule: no battling without a permit!
Gura
And shark's rule: no frying my friends—static makes my hair frizz.
Gardevoir
Then we'll settle this... mentally.
Ame
Everybody down—Thunderbolt crossfire!
Pika
Pika...chu!
Gura
A... for 'Ash'? More like 'A' for 'A-bomb'.
Ame
Case closed: parallel universes hate hugs.
Pika
Pika... pika!