Poisoned affections Demon Slayer in turmoil
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Story transcript
Poison: So this Zenitsu kid has a thing for your sister? How... predictable.
Tanjiro: Just... don't give him a good time. He's my friend, but I need him away from Nezuko.
Tanjiro: (Maybe this was a bad idea...)
Zenitsu: TANJIRO! YOU SAID THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WANTED TO MEET-
Zenitsu: (She's... perfect. Pink hair, confident smile... Nezuko who?)
Poison: Hey there, cutie. Heard you're into strong women who could kick your ass.
Poison: Name's Poison. And you must be the infamous Zenitsu I keep hearing about.
Poison: Here's the thing, sweetheart... I'm not exactly what you're expecting. But I promise...
Poison: ...I'm everything you never knew you wanted.
Zenitsu: (Wait... that voice... those hands... oh no. OH NO. She's... but she's so pretty and-)
Tanjiro: (I should have told him sooner... but this is actually kind of perfect.)
Tanjiro: (Poison and Zenitsu never came back last night... what did I do?)
Zenitsu: TANJIRO! YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
Tanjiro: Zenitsu, I can explain-
Tanjiro: I just wanted you to stop chasing Nezuko! She's like 12 bro. I just wanted you to be with a woman for once.
Zenitsu: A WOMAN?? TANJIRO, POISON USED TO BE A MAN!!!!! IF NOT FOR MY WATER BREATHING TECHNIQUES I WOULD HAVE DIED LAST NIGHT.
Tanjiro: Please, Zenitsu... she said she'd be gentle with you-
Zenitsu: GENTLE?! SHE TOOK ME TO HER APARTMENT AND TAUGHT ME THINGS I CAN'T UNLEARN!!
Zenitsu: And the worst part? I... I actually liked it... I think I might be...
Poison: Hey thunder bunny.... Last night you were the GOAT.
Zenitsu: Tanjiro, I HATE YOU!!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
Poison: Don't worry, Tanjiro. Your friend learned some valuable lessons about acceptance...
Poison: ...and apparently he's a quick study. He left his number on my mirror.
Zenitsu: (I can't believe that happened... my first time... and it was with...)
Poison: (I pushed too hard last night... but something about him...) Zenitsu, where are you?
Poison: Hey... I know you're scared. But what happened between us wasn't wrong.
Zenitsu: Everyone will laugh at me... they'll say I'm not a real man anymore...
Poison: Zenitsu you were so brave with me. Especially when I held you tight. Baby you're my treasure. You're the wind to my earth. The shock that makes me go.
Poison: Zenitsu... let me show you a love that no one else can do. I'll make it right baby.
Zenitsu: I... I don't know, but I'm willing to try. Just don't be so hard next time. I nearly saw stars the first time.
Poison: Alright then my thunder bunny. There's a hotel nearby, lets make up for lost time.
Tanjiro: (Three days since Zenitsu stormed out... I wonder if he hates me now.)
Zenitsu: Tanjiro... I'm not here to fight.
Poison: We're in love Tanjiro. We can't get enough of each other.
Tanjiro: (They're... together? But Zenitsu was so angry...)
Zenitsu: I'm sorry for yelling, Tanjiro. You were just trying to help me move on from Nezuko.
Zenitsu: And... Poison helped me realize something important about myself.
Poison: Let's just say your boy discovered he's more open-minded than he thought. Especially after our third date at the love hotel.
Tanjiro: (Third date? At a love hotel?!)
Zenitsu: Her poison's got a hold of me. I'm on a ride and I can't stop. I LOVE YOU POISON!!!
Poison: There there, thunder bunny. I love you too. Now get over here. I need to make those thunder thighs mine
Poison: (These demon slayers are more fun than I thought. Wonder what other secrets they're hiding...)