Please don't stab me! - Monogatari Series
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Story transcript
Araragi Koyomi: Wait, this is getting out of hand! I can't possibly answer that question!
Araragi Koyomi: (How did a simple hide-out turn into this bizarre situation?!)
Oshino Shinobu: Come now, my servant~ After all we've been through, is the answer not obvious?
Oshino Shinobu: Our bond transcends such trivial competitions...
Hachikuji Mayoi: Araragi-san is clearly just a pervert who can't choose! That's what makes teasing him so much fun!
Hachikuji Mayoi: Though I should warn you, I'm only interested in making you squirm, not winning your heart!
Ononoki Yotsugi: Choosing favorites is simply human nature. Even someone abnormal like myself can understand that concept.
Ononoki Yotsugi: I said with a posed look.
Araragi Koyomi: This is a trick question! No matter what I say, I'll end up dead one way or another!
Araragi Koyomi: Besides, shouldn't we be focusing on the extradimensional threat outside?!
Senjougahara Hitagi: My, what an interesting discussion I've stumbled upon.
Senjougahara Hitagi: Araragi-kun, I believe you were about to say something?
Hachikuji Mayoi: The scariest monster was outside all along!
Hachikuji Mayoi: I'd rather face the extradimensional threat!
Araragi Koyomi: Senjougahara! This isn't what it looks like! We were just playing a harmless game to pass the time!
Araragi Koyomi: The answer is you! It's always been you! Please don't stab me!