Pizza Slice Showdown: Sleepover Sorcery

Traveler

That slice is mine, elf. I summoned this pizza.

Frieren

Child, I have waited centuries for perfect pizza. You can wait.

Lumine

Ten zen says they both lose it to the floor.

Fern

This is pathetic. You are both over a thousand years old combined.

Lumine

Technically, Aether's only five hundred plus travel time!

Traveler

That is not—Fern, your girlfriend's mocking me!

Frieren

Perhaps I will age this pizza by a millennium. It will be... vintage.

Traveler

You absolute gremlin—that's not how food works!

Fern

Master, we talked about not using time magic on dairy products.

Lumine

I don't know why we're even fighting over pizza.

Frieren

who's damn we? I'll let you guys fight while i eat this pizza.

Traveler

Victory—wait, why is it moving?!

Fern

Congratulations. You have created the world's first pizza tug-of-war.

Lumine

Should've bet on the slice itself. It's playing you both.

Traveler

Not... helping... Lumine...

Fern

Oh look, I teleported it to my plate. Sharing is caring.

Frieren

You learned that trick from me.

Traveler

...we have been bamboozled by our own apprentices.

Fern

Mmmm, it's yummy.