Pink Flash Captures Cursed Kigurumi Chaos
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Story transcript
Hahari: Everyone squeeze closer! This lighting is absolutely perfect for our first sleepover photo~
Nano: Statistically speaking, the flash will wash out our facial features at this distance.
Hakari: But we'll look so cute! Mama, make sure you get my bear ears!
Karane: I-I still don't understand why I have to wear this ridiculous thing...
Hahari: Because you're part of our family now, dear. Tiger stripes suit your personality perfectly!
Karane: That's... that's not even remotely flattering!
Nano: If we increase the exposure compensation by 0.7 stops—
Hakari: Kyaa! Karane looks like she's getting married to science!
Karane: W-what are you talking about?! Remove this immediately!
Hahari: Three... two... one—
Nano: *collective gasp as the flash fires*
Hakari: *collective gasp as the flash fires*
Karane: *collective gasp as the flash fires*
Nano: Fascinating. We've achieved what I can only describe as 'cursed aesthetic equilibrium.'
Hakari: We look adorable! Even Karane's embarrassed face is perfectly captured!
Karane: D-don't say it like that! Delete it right now!
Nano: Negative. This data is too valuable to erase. The contrast between your tsundere expression and the tiger costume creates a statistically significant increase in moe coefficient.
Karane: I hate everything about this sentence!