Pink Flash Captures Cursed Kigurumi Chaos

Hahari

Everyone squeeze closer! This lighting is absolutely perfect for our first sleepover photo~

Nano

Statistically speaking, the flash will wash out our facial features at this distance.

Hakari

But we'll look so cute! Mama, make sure you get my bear ears!

Karane

I-I still don't understand why I have to wear this ridiculous thing...

Hahari

Because you're part of our family now, dear. Tiger stripes suit your personality perfectly!

Karane

That's... that's not even remotely flattering!

Nano

If we increase the exposure compensation by 0.7 stops—

Hakari

Kyaa! Karane looks like she's getting married to science!

Karane

W-what are you talking about?! Remove this immediately!

Hahari

Three... two... one—

Nano

*collective gasp as the flash fires*

Hakari

*collective gasp as the flash fires*

Karane

*collective gasp as the flash fires*

Nano

Fascinating. We've achieved what I can only describe as 'cursed aesthetic equilibrium.'

Hakari

We look adorable! Even Karane's embarrassed face is perfectly captured!

Karane

D-don't say it like that! Delete it right now!

Nano

Negative. This data is too valuable to erase. The contrast between your tsundere expression and the tiger costume creates a statistically significant increase in moe coefficient.

Karane

I hate everything about this sentence!