Pingas Chicken Jockey Invades PE Class

Konata

BEHOLD! I have ascended beyond mere otaku flesh!

Tazuna

Konata, this is supposed to be track strategy review, not... whatever this is.

Konata

The Pingas Monster has blessed me with the sacred 67!

Konata

Skibidi Sigma protocols engaged! Chicken jockey mode activate!

Shijima

The desk is confused. This wasn't in the simulation parameters.

Konata

I MUST COLLECT ALL THE RACING FLAGS OF DESTINY!

Tazuna

Alright, if you're channeling racing energy, let's channel it properly. Starting positions!

Makima

Interesting. A possession that enhances rather than controls. How... inefficient.

Konata

Wait, this is just P.E.? But I already maxed my sports anime knowledge tree...

Konata

Oh no... the chicken's real. It's been there the whole time, hasn't it?

Shijima

The desk acknowledges your shame. Also, it's been clucking for seventeen minutes.

Makima

The Control Devil notes: even possessed otaku forget their homework when faced with actual exercise.

Tazuna

New school record: Konata Izumi, possessed by unknown entity, still managed to avoid actual running for 67 minutes. Impressive.

Konata

Can we just... never speak of the Pingas Monster again?

Shijima

The desk has already added it to your permanent record.