Pineapple Break Saves Cosine Crisis
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Tiana Namatsua
Etsu, if I look at one more cosine I’ll forget how to breathe.
Etsudo Tatchibana
Breathing is still on the final. Page three, bottom left.
Kintsugi Tachibana
Snack interlude. Pineapple restores brain cells… allegedly.
Tiana Namatsua
KINTSU-CHWAAAAAN! You’re literally a tiny magical girl of mercy!
Kintsugi Tachibana
Can’t… serve justice… if asphyxiated…
Etsudo Tatchibana
Five-minute break, then we tackle story problems—no escape claws.
Kintsugi Tachibana
I’ll stay… as moral support. And to make sure you two don’t divide by zero and implode the universe.
Tiana Namatsua
Mmmph—what if I mix up sine and cosine?!
Etsudo Tatchibana
Then the triangles will know… and they will come for you at 3 a.m.
