Pillow-Fort Pandemonium: Milim vs. Succubus

Milim

Rimuruuu! Pillow kingdom time—move your royal butt!

Rimuru

It’s dawn, Milim. Even slimes need coffee.

Milim

Fort first, breakfast second—nobody invades my fluff zone!

Omuri

My, such innocent fun. Mind if I… slide into your softness?

Rimuru

Neutral throne, ladies—keep the magic below carpet level.

Milim

Touch the fort and I’ll rearrange the constellations on your kimono.

Omuri

Harsh words, little Lord. One kiss of wind and your empire… collapses.

Rimuru

Note to self—next council meeting: ban cushion imports.

Milim

Nobody flirts with MY slime!

Omuri

Possessive little storm, aren't we?

Rimuru

Milim! Castle insurance doesn't cover demon lord tantrums!

Milim

Let go! She started it with her stupid sexy wind-kiss thing!

Omuri

Oh, little Lord... jealous hearts taste sweetest when broken.

Milim

I'll show you BROKEN!

Omuri

Heartseeker breeze...

Rimuru

That's historical silk! Worth more than—!

Milim

MINE!

Omuri

Finally showing your true colors, little dragon?

Rimuru

New rule. Anyone who destroys castle property has to rebuild it themselves.

Milim

...how many cushions are we talking?

Omuri

I prefer rebuilding... relationships. Same time tomorrow, little Lord?

Rimuru

Note to self—next council meeting: ban ancient demon lords from interior decorating.